Friday, August 5, 2011

moving day


dear wisdom teeth,

today is august 5, 2011.

you have been given verbal & written warnings and i am sad to see that we have reached this point.
but at 12pm, i will have to commence the eviction process.

i know, i know, it's tough.
we have lived together for almost 22 years.
however, you've suddenly decided to be stubborn and rebel against me, and i can not tolerate that.

so for the sake of all my other teeth, it's time for you to go. 
you've become a bad example to them, and i can't have that.

so, it's been fun, but it's time for our paths to separate, consider this goodbye.

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