Letter to Buster

Dear Buster,

I miss your stuck-up face.

None of my chew toys here are quite as fun to chew on - as I'd rather be chewing on your head.

And nothing soaks up my drool, quite like your furry little body does.

Plus, it's lonely here without you to torment and boss around.

Playing with humans is only so fun for so long. Every big dog needs a little dog to chase around, and I'm so glad you've fulfilled that need in my life.

Please come to see me soon.

Devotedly yours, 

Abby